Ima i par dobrih provala:
- morate često koristiti riječ "Please". Ako to ne radite, kompajler će smatrati program nepristojnim i neće ga kompajlirat.

- kompajler vam oprašta greške*. Ako naiđe na grešku u kodu, samo je preskoči.
* The compiler, appropriately named "ick," continues the parody. Anything the compiler can’t understand, which in a normal language would result in a compilation error, is just skipped. This "forgiving" feature makes finding bugs very difficult; it also introduces a unique system for adding program comments. The programmer merely inserts non-compileable text anywhere in the program, being careful not to accidentally embed a bit of valid code in the middle of their comment. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL)
Life is a game