One bug report to rule them all:-)
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Johnny User writes...
Hi. I'm trying to use ellipticaljerk-0.3.2, but my speakers make a farting sound when I click the jerk button. Then it crashes. Is this a bug?
Sammy Developer writes...
Hi Johnny. The jerk button works for me.
Bug status updated: CLOSED - USER ERROR
Sally User writes...
I'm also seeing this problem. These farting noises suck.
Bug status updated: REOPENED
Sammy Developer writes...
Ok, fine. Could you give me some more information? A backtrace maybe?
Johnny User writes...
What's a backtrace?
Sammy Developer writes...
It tells me where the problem is. You need to make sure you have debugging symbols installed. Also please tell me which compiler, which glibc, and which libjerk you are using.
Johnny User writes...
What are debugging symbols? How do I figure out all this information?
Sally User writes...
Johnny, I know what Sammy is asking for. Here's the info:
gcc-4.1.3
glibc-2.5.1
libjerk-0.8a
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Sammy User writes...
Thanks Sally. Except that I can't reproduce this bug. But I'm using glibc-2.5.2 beta and libjerk-cvs
Sally User writes...
I don't know how to use the versions you talk of. And besides, this is how it behaves on Ubuntu. I don't care about how it works on your computer. It is broken in Ubuntu Masturbating Monkey.
Joe User writes...
OMG, I'm so glad I found this report. I think I have a related problem. I'm trying to play videos using mplayer for my wife, but she farts in my face everytime I have to look at the man page to remember the options. Here's my xorg.conf. Could you help me?
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(A huge long xorg.conf that makes a bug page a huge pain to navigate)
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Sammy Developer writes...
Joe, you need to file a separate bug for that.
Johnny User writes...
When will this bug be fixed? I thought Open Sauce meant that if I report the bug, it'll get fixed
Sammy Developer writes...
Johnny, I can't reproduce it. Feel free to send me a patch
(a few months later) Sammy Developer writes...
Upstream libjerk-0.9 fixes this problem.
Bug status updated: FIXED
(6 months later) Johnny User writes...
I just updated to Ubuntu Naughty Nutgoblin, and this broke again...
Sammy Developer writes...
It works for me. It must be Ubuntu's fault. I don't know what patches they apply, so please file a bug with them.
Bug status updated: WON'T FIX
Joe User writes...
What about my bug? Will you please fix it? My wife is still farting at me.
