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Steve Ninja Jobs 14.09.2010. u 17:26 · pre 196 meseci #1
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/14/jobs_stars/

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Steve Jobs carried 'ninja throwing stars' in hand luggage

Steve Jobs has vowed never to visit Japan again after being prevented from leaving the country with a set of ninja throwing stars, according to a local magazine.

The Apple CEO apparently had a set of shuriken in his carry-on luggage when he was returning from a family vacation by private jet in July, according to SPA magazine via a Bloomberg report. They were picked up by a security scan and officials insisted he give them up.

Jobs apparently took umbrage at the request, arguing, quite logically, that it was hardly a security risk as he was unlikely to hijack his own plane.

When officials refused to budge, he apparently threw the death stars away - presumably very slowly so as not to kill anyone - and declared he would not return to the country



Idiotske kontrole? Nije se moglo dogoditi boljem coveku :) Karma :)
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 14.09.2010. u 19:42 · pre 196 meseci #2
Vec ga zamisljam kako baca shurikene po publici na jednom od onih svojih predavanja, a oni freneticno aplaudiraju i krvare.. :D
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 14.09.2010. u 19:59 · pre 196 meseci #3
Dobro pa da njegov CEO kolega i imenjak, Steva Celavi nema shuriken-fetish - zamislite njega kako pobesni, i krece da baca shurikene iz sve snage :) Bilo bi mrtvih...

"Custom officers... Custom officers.. Custom officers..."
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 14.09.2010. u 21:25 · pre 196 meseci #4
Ja bih mu dozvolio da ponese kuci jedan. Al' da ga nosi na sred cela ! :D
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 14.09.2010. u 22:26 · pre 196 meseci #5
Dimkovicu jel si NINJA ili MINJA :P
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Hmmm , na VIP-u 3G preko iphone-a 2,6 Mbps DL i 1,4 UP ...
Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 14.09.2010. u 22:31 · pre 196 meseci #6
ono drugo je on he he he he
Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 15.09.2010. u 00:00 · pre 196 meseci #11
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Srđan Pavlović: Vec ga zamisljam kako baca shurikene po publici na jednom od onih svojih predavanja, a oni freneticno aplaudiraju i krvare.. :D


Ja ga vise zamisljam kako vristi tamo do you know who am i, im Steve Job(less) :)))
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 15.09.2010. u 00:07 · pre 196 meseci #12
Ma, sta reci o njuski koja ima 2 parking mesta jedno do drugog za sebe...

Verovatno mu je bilo ispod casti da ode do poste na aerodromu ili da posalje nekog od svojih lakeja... kostalo bi 10-tak $ i stigli bi mu za par dana max.

Ali jok, on je Steve F*ckin Jobs, i Japan ima da zna da on vise nece da dolazi tamo - jadni oni sad...
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 15.09.2010. u 00:17 · pre 196 meseci #13
Nije mi jasno zašto mu nisu dali da ih unese u svoj privatni avion.
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 15.09.2010. u 00:19 · pre 196 meseci #14
Zato sto moze da povredi sebe i druge u avionu ako dobije nagli napad RDF-a i umisli da je Ninja.

Ili to, ili radniku aerodromskog obezbedjenja Apple nije hteo da zameni bateriju za iPod Nano :-)
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 15.09.2010. u 00:21 · pre 196 meseci #15
Šta njih za to briga? Pa, može bilo ko da povredi bilo koga bilo gde, ako ćemo tako.
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 15.09.2010. u 00:25 · pre 196 meseci #16
Kako ih nije briga... zamisli da Steva dobije napad, i ubije pilota zato sto pilot ima HTC Desire... avion padne.

To ce odmah biti na svim svetskim TV stanicama, i ko ce biti kriv za to? Pa naravno, "Japanese Airport Security" koji je propustio hladno oruzje u avion...

A onda ce ti nesrecni japanci sto su bili u smeni taj dan da izvrse sepuku, od pritiska EPIC FAIL-a...

Ni malo lep scenario, zar ne? :)

Inace cela ova prica pokazuje da je Steva verovatno totalni VIP u Kaliforniji i da moze da radi sta hoce na aerodromu (verovatno ima ulaz za sebe)... Japan nije bas zemlja koja je poznata po "savijanju" pravila ko god da je u pitanju, pa je to verovatno doprinelo eskalaciji problema :))) Sta ces, razlika u kulturama...

To je onaj momenat kada cuveno "ZNAS TI KO SAM JA" ne pali ni malo... pa je sve sto ta persona moze da uradi da krene da baca stvari i besni :)
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 15.09.2010. u 00:47 · pre 196 meseci #17
Aj sad iskreno, koga vise ne volis, Stiva Jobsa ili Linux? :)))
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 15.09.2010. u 03:04 · pre 196 meseci #18
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IT_DooX: Aj sad iskreno, koga vise ne volis, Stiva Jobsa ili Linux? :)))


Mislim da vise voli linux , ipak ima telefon sa linux operativnim sistemom za koji kompajlira kernel par puta na dan, sta ces neko se navuce za vreme desktopa neko za vreme smartphone ere ;) ali svako malo rekompajlira kernel :D
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 15.09.2010. u 04:09 · pre 196 meseci #19
N kraju teksta kazu da su u Apple-u opovrgli te price, navodno incidenta nije ni bilo.Dvaput nista je nista - crv nije ni postojao :D
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Re: Steve Ninja Jobs 15.09.2010. u 11:42 · pre 196 meseci #20
Mora da je customs officer nesrecni iPhone4 korisnik ... ili jos bolje ... Android fanboy :)
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