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icon Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 13:12 - pre 136 meseci
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/25/ipad_lifetime_limit/

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A US gamer has been banned from ever buying another iPad. Why? He reached his "lifetime limit."

Who knew that such a limit existed? Not The Reg.

Using the handle Protocol Snow, the now-banned iPad buyer tells his story of intrigue in a personal blog post. But be forewarned: as he notes, the post "is getting hammered with traffic and load times are quite substantial."

So let us summarize - and include one mildly edited bit of dialog between our blogger and what might kindly be described as tightly-controlled Apple Store retail droids.

It seems Mr. Snow wanted to pass a few iPads to fellow NeoGAF gaming forum members outside the US who were craving their own "magical and revolutionary" devices, but whose hopes had been dashed by Apple's decision to delay international iPad sales by a month


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At that point, Guy #1 returns, and the conversation takes on a Kafkaesque quality:
Guy #1: I'm sorry sir, but you have reached your lifetime limit of iPad purchases and will not be allowed to buy any more.
Me: Is the iPad limit per person? Per credit card? Per household?
Guy #1: All I can say is that you have reached your lifetime limit.
Me: What does that mean? Can I use a different credit card to buy it? I'm buying this for a friend.
Guy #1: You are not allowed to buy this iPad.
Me: Uhh... is it okay if I have a family member or friend come to buy it for me? My reservation doesn't expire until 6:00pm.
Guy #1: All I can say is that you have reached your lifetime limit.


Ovo postaje nadrealno... Lifetime limit za Jesus Tablet :-)))

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

Nesto mi se cini da... ovo nije bas unutar slova zakona o retail trgovini (ono.. onaj deo zakona koji kaze da prodavac ne sme da diskriminise i odbije da proda robu koja je izlozena kupcu)

iSSSR - there's a company for that....
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 13:19 - pre 136 meseci
Ma bre oni ko da diluju crack a ne it product ... Ne znam da li je bilo ovde ali:

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/04/steve-jobs-porn/

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In his reply, Jobs admitted that rejecting Fiore’s app was a mistake, and he wasn’t shy about advertising his biggest competitor’s product as a phone for porn lovers:

Fiore’s app will be in the store shortly. That was a mistake. However, we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy and [sic] Android phone.

“You know, there’s a porn store for Android,” Jobs said. “You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That’s a place we don’t want to go, so we’re not going to go there.”



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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 13:23 - pre 136 meseci
Pa dobro, Stevi se moze oprostiti, on bar pije svoj Kool Aid.. . sto je OK ;-)

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Ma bre oni ko da diluju crack a ne it product


Si ti lud... IT PRODUKT ?!?!?!? Apple ne pravi IT produkte... vec revolucionarne i magicne uredjaje koji menjaju svet.

IT produkte pravi Dell :-)

A u drugim Kool Aid vestima...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8590306.stm

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Facebook tells developers at an annual conference of its plans to unseat Google by putting itself at the heart of the web.



Hahah ahhaha AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH - ODLICNO! Neka naprave poseban Web3.0 za te "social" gluposti...
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 13:28 - pre 136 meseci
LMAO !!!

Covece sad sam tempted ono da kupim jedan dok jos mogu za moj lifetime limit :)
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 13:39 - pre 136 meseci
Pazi, mlad si dečko, ako kreneš već sad da kupuješ, ispucaćeš brzo kvotu i posle... moraš da čekaš narednu i-nkarnaciju.
 
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 13:40 - pre 136 meseci
Verovatno se iLifetimeLimit resetuje na nulu cim izadje nova inkarnacija.... Stavise, kupovina svake nove inkarnacije je... "encouraged" :-)
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 13:46 - pre 136 meseci
Ali one koja se razlikuje u trademark-ovanom nazivu! Pad vise nece kupovati...

@maksvel

Hehehe, poklonicu svoj limit tom jadnicku sto mu istek'o... :)
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 13:54 - pre 136 meseci
Mozda ce to moci, kao "Carbon Credits"... da se trguje "Lifetime limit-om" za iJesus uredjaje....

Sa time se moze stvoriti citava nova ekonomija!!!
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 13:55 - pre 136 meseci
Ma da, samo vidis fort noks prepun iprdekalima umesto zlata...
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 13:57 - pre 136 meseci
E da... tako je kad ispred free-marketa (ono.. kupuj sta hoces, dok god imas pare) stavis Jobsov Reality Distorsion Field(TM)

naravno, iLifeTime je nesto najbolje, i jako dobar feature apple produkta (kao sto je bilo ukidanje tetheringa na iphone-ovima, naravno da je to dobro, kad Stevie kaze da jest ;))
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 20:42 - pre 136 meseci
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 23:13 - pre 136 meseci
Ne mogu da verujem u ovo što čitam. Jednostavno se krši sa svakom etikom poslovanja. Oterati fanboy-a od sebe? Izgubiti zaradu? Biće da su se previše uobrazili.


 
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 23:32 - pre 136 meseci
Taj fanboy radi zabranjenu stvar... salje Apple proizvode u jos ne-autorizovana trzista i time cini smrtni greh :-)

Apple je poznat po tome jos od ranije - uspesno su jurili male firme koje su kupovale iPode u USA i prodavali ih u UK...

Globalizacija je OK kada odgovara Stevi, recimo kada im opremu sklapaju deca u Kini za manje pare od odrasliih u USA... ali globalizacija je no-no kada neko drugi pokusa da iskoristi prednost iste, na Stevin racun :-)



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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...25.04.2010. u 23:36 - pre 136 meseci
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Globalizacija je OK kada odgovara Stevi, recimo kada im opremu sklapaju deca u Kini za manje pare od odrasliih u USA... ali globalizacija je no-no kada neko drugi pokusa da iskoristi prednost iste, na Stevin racun :-)
Nemoj tako, Steva nije znao za tu malu decu... ccc... xD
Ajde lepo priznaj da zelis i ti da udjes u Apple svet, evo dam ti MacBook u zamenu za onaj Sony-ev crap sto imas ... :P
 
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...26.04.2010. u 01:09 - pre 136 meseci
Hehehe, neverovatno...'ladno su otkacili lika na najidiotskiji nacin. Ma, treba njima http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko i ovakva akcija http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_BshfWGQos
 
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...26.04.2010. u 08:51 - pre 136 meseci
Znaci zato su ucvikali ovde u Bugarskoj :) svugde ima iPad ali samo da se pogleda, niko ne prodaje (zvanicno) :)
 
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icon Re: Kafkin "Proces" na Apple nacin...27.04.2010. u 20:09 - pre 136 meseci
cek, to znaci da kad odes u prodavnicu i kazes "dajte mi jedan ipad" oni kazu "vozacku na sunce" (u us of a im to sluzi kao licna,koliko sam upoznat) ili kako misle da mu zabrane direktnu kupovinu?
 
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