[es] - Neobican Windows 2000 sors

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Neobican Windows 2000 sors

^{13.02.2004. u 10:14}

Iako se ovih dana digla velika galama oko ilegalnog objavljivanja
Windows 2000 koda, evo jednog sorsa koji ce se vecini posetilaca ES
(nadam se) svideti.

Napominjen da ovaj sors NEMA veze sa originalom!

Code:

/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main ()
{
  while (!CRASHED)
    {
      display_copyright_message ();
      display_bill_rules_message ();
      do_nothing_loop ();
      if (first_time_installation)
    {
      make_50_megabyte_swapfile ();
      do_nothing_loop ();
      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system ();
      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS / 2 ();
      make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux ();
      disable_Netscape ();
      disable_RealPlayer ();
      disable_Lotus_Products ();
      hang_system ();
    }

      write_something (anything);
      display_copyright_message ();
      do_nothing_loop ();
      do_some_stuff ();

      if (still_not_crashed)
    {
      display_copyright_message ();
      do_nothing_loop ();
      basically_run_windows_3 .1 ();
      do_nothing_loop ();
      do_nothing_loop ();
    }
    }

  if (detect_cache ())
    disable_cache ();

  if (fast_cpu ())
    {
      set_wait_states (lots);
      set_mouse (speed, very_slow);
      set_mouse (action, jumpy);
      set_mouse (reaction, sometimes);
    }

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
  printf ("Welcome to Windows 2000");

  if (system_ok ())
    crash (to_dos_prompt);
  else
    system_memory = open ("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

  while (something)
    {
      sleep (5);
      get_user_input ();
      sleep (5);
      act_on_user_input ();
      sleep (5);
    }
  create_general_protection_fault ();
}

Dejan Lekic
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^{13.02.2004. u 10:14}

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Re: Neobican Windows 2000 sors

^{13.02.2004. u 11:34}

Ovaj dio je najbolji:

Code:
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
  printf ("Welcome to Windows 2000");

ROFL-am se po kancelariji... :)

^{13.02.2004. u 11:34}