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icon Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 16:26 - pre 1314 dana i 23h

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Steve Jobs carried 'ninja throwing stars' in hand luggage

Steve Jobs has vowed never to visit Japan again after being prevented from leaving the country with a set of ninja throwing stars, according to a local magazine.

The Apple CEO apparently had a set of shuriken in his carry-on luggage when he was returning from a family vacation by private jet in July, according to SPA magazine via a Bloomberg report. They were picked up by a security scan and officials insisted he give them up.

Jobs apparently took umbrage at the request, arguing, quite logically, that it was hardly a security risk as he was unlikely to hijack his own plane.

When officials refused to budge, he apparently threw the death stars away - presumably very slowly so as not to kill anyone - and declared he would not return to the country



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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 18:42 - pre 1314 dana i 21h
Vec ga zamisljam kako baca shurikene po publici na jednom od onih svojih predavanja, a oni freneticno aplaudiraju i krvare..
 
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 18:59 - pre 1314 dana i 21h
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Dobro pa da njegov CEO kolega i imenjak, Steva Celavi nema shuriken-fetish - zamislite njega kako pobesni, i krece da baca shurikene iz sve snage :) Bilo bi mrtvih...

"Custom officers... Custom officers.. Custom officers..."
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 20:25 - pre 1314 dana i 19h
Ja bih mu dozvolio da ponese kuci jedan. Al' da ga nosi na sred cela ! :D
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 21:26 - pre 1314 dana i 18h
Dimkovicu jel si NINJA ili MINJA :P
Hmmm , na VIP-u 3G preko iphone-a 2,6 Mbps DL i 1,4 UP ...
 
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 21:31 - pre 1314 dana i 18h
ono drugo je on he he he he
 
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 21:36 - pre 1314 dana i 18h
Nije, on je Dinja (Dimkovic - Dinja) ;)
 
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 21:42 - pre 1314 dana i 18h
JEDAN je pravi ninja na ES/EM forumima :))
http://www.badennet.org
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themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. (Bertrand Russel)
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 21:54 - pre 1314 dana i 18h
A jes..

http://www.elitesecurity.org/korisnik/profil/Ninja

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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 22:07 - pre 1314 dana i 17h
Ma jok taj, nego - američki ninja, ima ime i prezime.
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 23:00 - pre 1314 dana i 17h
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Srđan Pavlović: Vec ga zamisljam kako baca shurikene po publici na jednom od onih svojih predavanja, a oni freneticno aplaudiraju i krvare.. :D


Ja ga vise zamisljam kako vristi tamo do you know who am i, im Steve Job(less) :)))
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 23:07 - pre 1314 dana i 16h
Ma, sta reci o njuski koja ima 2 parking mesta jedno do drugog za sebe...

Verovatno mu je bilo ispod casti da ode do poste na aerodromu ili da posalje nekog od svojih lakeja... kostalo bi 10-tak $ i stigli bi mu za par dana max.

Ali jok, on je Steve F*ckin Jobs, i Japan ima da zna da on vise nece da dolazi tamo - jadni oni sad...
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 23:17 - pre 1314 dana i 16h
Nije mi jasno zašto mu nisu dali da ih unese u svoj privatni avion.
Nije bitno koji su zaključci izvučeni, već kako se do njih došlo.
 
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 23:19 - pre 1314 dana i 16h
Zato sto moze da povredi sebe i druge u avionu ako dobije nagli napad RDF-a i umisli da je Ninja.

Ili to, ili radniku aerodromskog obezbedjenja Apple nije hteo da zameni bateriju za iPod Nano :-)
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 23:21 - pre 1314 dana i 16h
Šta njih za to briga? Pa, može bilo ko da povredi bilo koga bilo gde, ako ćemo tako.
Nije bitno koji su zaključci izvučeni, već kako se do njih došlo.
 
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 23:25 - pre 1314 dana i 16h
Kako ih nije briga... zamisli da Steva dobije napad, i ubije pilota zato sto pilot ima HTC Desire... avion padne.

To ce odmah biti na svim svetskim TV stanicama, i ko ce biti kriv za to? Pa naravno, "Japanese Airport Security" koji je propustio hladno oruzje u avion...

A onda ce ti nesrecni japanci sto su bili u smeni taj dan da izvrse sepuku, od pritiska EPIC FAIL-a...

Ni malo lep scenario, zar ne? :)

Inace cela ova prica pokazuje da je Steva verovatno totalni VIP u Kaliforniji i da moze da radi sta hoce na aerodromu (verovatno ima ulaz za sebe)... Japan nije bas zemlja koja je poznata po "savijanju" pravila ko god da je u pitanju, pa je to verovatno doprinelo eskalaciji problema :))) Sta ces, razlika u kulturama...

To je onaj momenat kada cuveno "ZNAS TI KO SAM JA" ne pali ni malo... pa je sve sto ta persona moze da uradi da krene da baca stvari i besni :)
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs14.09.2010. u 23:47 - pre 1314 dana i 16h
Aj sad iskreno, koga vise ne volis, Stiva Jobsa ili Linux? :)))
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs15.09.2010. u 02:04 - pre 1314 dana i 13h
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IT_DooX: Aj sad iskreno, koga vise ne volis, Stiva Jobsa ili Linux? :)))


Mislim da vise voli linux , ipak ima telefon sa linux operativnim sistemom za koji kompajlira kernel par puta na dan, sta ces neko se navuce za vreme desktopa neko za vreme smartphone ere ;) ali svako malo rekompajlira kernel :D
 
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs15.09.2010. u 03:09 - pre 1314 dana i 12h
N kraju teksta kazu da su u Apple-u opovrgli te price, navodno incidenta nije ni bilo.Dvaput nista je nista - crv nije ni postojao
Sva sreca sto sam svestan svoje nesvesti.U suprotnom bih bio nesvestan svoje svesti...
 
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icon Re: Steve Ninja Jobs15.09.2010. u 10:42 - pre 1314 dana i 5h
Mora da je customs officer nesrecni iPhone4 korisnik ... ili jos bolje ... Android fanboy :)
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