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icon Poorly translated signs10.05.2004. u 11:45 - pre 242 meseci
Cocktail Lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

At a Budapest Zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT
TO THE GUARD.

Doctor's Office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Hotel Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
COOLS AND HEATS: IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM,
PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.

Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE, THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOR.

Dry Cleaner's, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

Sign in men's rest room in Japan:
TO STOP LEAK, TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT.

In a Nairobi Restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

On an Athi River Highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

In a City Restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

One of the Mathare buildings:
MENTAL HEALTH PREVENTION CENTRE.

A sign seen on an automatic restroom handdryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

In a Pumwani maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Sign in Japanese public bath:
FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB.

Tokyo Hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE PROHIBITED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

Hotel Notice: Tokyo:
IS FORBIDDEN TO STEAL HOTEL TOWELS PLEASE. IF YOU ARE NOT A PERSON TO DO SUCH A THING, PLEASE NOT TO HAVE NOTICED.

On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

In a Tokyo Bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

In a Bangkok Temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Hotel Room Notice: Chaing-Mai, Thailand:
PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.

Hotel Brochure: Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.

Hotel Lobby, Bucharest:
THIS LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.

Hotel Elevator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

Hotel Yugoslavia:
THE FLATENNING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

Hotel catering to skiers, Austria:
NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF ASCENSION.

Taken from a menu, Poland:
SALAD A FIRM'S OWN MAKE; LIMPID RED BEET SOUP WITH CHEESY DUMPLINGS IN THE FORM OF A FINGER; ROASTED DUCK LET LOOSE; BEEF RASHERS BEATEN IN THE COUNTRY PEOPLE'S FASHION.

Supermarket, Hongkong:
FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.

From a Soviet Weekly:
THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS. THESE WHERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS.

In an East African newspaper:
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IN RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.

Hotel Vienna:
IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
IT IS STRICKLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BED ROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

An advertisement by a Hongkong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.

A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVER CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

In the window on a Swedish furrier:
FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN.

The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.

In a Swiss mountain inn:
SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE CREAM.
int rand(void);

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.

Upali lampicu — koristi Jabber!
 
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icon Re: Poorly translated signs10.05.2004. u 12:47 - pre 242 meseci
Odlično.

Evo još malo...

Neka tvoje besede budu odmerene na kantaru da bi bile korisne onima koji će ih čuti.
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Neka tvoje besede budu odmerene na kantaru da bi bile korisne onima koji će ih čuti.
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icon Re: Poorly translated signs10.05.2004. u 12:51 - pre 242 meseci


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Neka tvoje besede budu odmerene na kantaru da bi bile korisne onima koji će ih čuti.
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icon Re: Poorly translated signs10.05.2004. u 19:45 - pre 242 meseci
http://www.engrish.com/
 
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icon Re: Poorly translated signs10.05.2004. u 20:44 - pre 242 meseci
A ovaj je definitvno naj:
Poshalju mi Kinezi Satelitski Receiver, novi SW i uputstvo kako da uradim upgrade. PC to Sat Receiver:


"C.xx.xx Digital Satellite Receiver
Upgrading Procedure of PC To Unit

Requested Devices:
1) Computer : Offer new software and Procedure which is going to update the digital satellite receiver.
2) Digital Satellite Receiver: The receiver which is going to be updated.(short as “receiver”).
3) PC to Unit update cable: Professionally used cable for PC to Unit update.

Operation tips
1) Connect the RS232 ports of the receiver and the PC with the cable.
2) Press down the POWER key of the arithmetic figure machine first and does not put to open the empress the power switch at the same time, and need the arithmetic figure machine the front-panel to show to enter the upgrading appearance.
3) Will the grade creep's procedure(flash.hex)and“ToXX_XX.exe”are the procedure make duplicate the calculator inside, then the calculator inside appears the interface that is shown as diagram below:

4) click interface that “ HEX", here check to seek the grade creep procedure(*.hex) in column, make selection to behind click that procedure, is shown as diagram below to press “open(O)".

5) Rat punctuation the shot descend the diagram arrowhead, and then appear to descend the grade creep diagram of the diagram, then the beginning promote to higher grade.
( Note: In the operation step 5 before and first certain conjunction the RS232 on the computer promote to higher grade the line, and if connect the computer to up connect, choose the COM1, and if connect the computer to down connect, choose the COM2 to then press step 5 promote to higher grade)

6) The grade creep complete the empresses, and afresh start to receive the machine, and enter the “ out the factory to establish" menu, choose the “ to recover out the factory to establish".

7) To this, the computer usage machine promote to higher grade all complete, arithmetic figure machine can enter normally."
 
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icon Re: Poorly translated signs10.05.2004. u 22:05 - pre 242 meseci
Citat:
tune:
A ovaj je definitvno naj:
Poshalju mi Kinezi Satelitski Receiver, novi SW i uputstvo kako da uradim upgrade...

Zavrtelo mi se u glavi dok sam citao... A mislio sam da moj engleski nije na zavidnom nivou :)
 
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icon Re: Poorly translated signs10.05.2004. u 22:25 - pre 242 meseci

Neka tvoje besede budu odmerene na kantaru da bi bile korisne onima koji će ih čuti.
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icon Natpis biseri: na raznoraznim mestima03.02.2005. u 21:32 - pre 233 meseci
ZOOLOSKI VRT, BUDIMPESTA
Molimo vas da ne hranite zivotinje. Ako imate pogodnu hranu, dajte je cuvaru
na duznosti.

U CEKAONICI RIMSKOG DOKTORA
Specijalist za zene i ostale bolesti

U HOTELU U TOKYU
Zabranjeno je krasti hotelske peskire. Ako niste osoba koja to cini, molimo
vas, ne citajte ovo.

U IZLOGU SVEDSKOG KRZNARA
Pravimo kozne kapute za dame od njihove koze.

U HOTELU U JAPANU
Molimo vas, kupajte se unutar kade.

PRED BUDISTICKIM HRAMOM U BANGKOKU
Zabranjeno uci zeni, cak i strancu ako je obucen kao muskarac

NA KUTIJI FENA ZA KOSU MARKE "SEARS"
Ne koristiti dok spavate.

NA OMOTU SAPUNA "DIAL"
Koristiti kao obican sapun.

NA "TESCO'S TIRAMISU" SLADOLEDU, UTISNUTO NA DNU KUTIJE
Ne okreci dno prema gore.

NA "MARKS & SPENCER" ZAMRZNUTOM PECIVU
Pecivo ce biti toplo nakon zagrejavanja

NA KUTIJI "ROWENTA" PEGLI
Ne peglati odecu na telu

NA KOREJSKOM KUHINJSKOM NOZU
Upozorenje! Drzati izvan dece

NA PAKOVANJU KINESKIH UKRASNIH SIJALICA ZA JELKU
Iskljucivo za upotrebu u zatvorenom ili otvorenom prostoru.

NA JAPANSKOM TOSTERU
Ne upotrebljavati u druge svrhe. (koje?)

NA PAKETICU "SAINSBURY'S" KIKIRIKIJA
Upozorenje: Nije izvadjen iz ljuske.

NA "AMERICAN AIRLINES" PAKETICU KIKIRIKIJA
Uputstvo: Otvorite paketic, jedite kikiriki.

NA SVEDSKOJ MOTORNOJ TESTERI
Ne pokusavajte zaustaviti testeru rukama ili genitalijama.

NA DECJEM KOSTIMU "SUPERMAN"
Nosenje ovog kostima ne daje vam moc da letite.

NA AMBALAZI SAMPONA ZA PSE
Upozorenje: Ne hranite ribe sadrzajem bocice.

NA CETKI ZA CISCENJE WC-A
Ne koristiti oralno.

ZNAK NA ZELEZNICKOJ STANICI
Upozorenje! Diranje ovih kablova je smrtonosno. Bice uhapsen svako ko to
uradi.

IZ UPUTSTVA ZA KOMPJUTERSKOG MISA
Ne ljuljajte misa na kablu i ne gadjajte njime kolege na poslu. :)))

NA BOCICI PILULA ZA SPAVANJE
Upozorenje: Moze izazvati dremljivost.

NA PUSCI KALIBRA 22
Upozorenje: Pogresna upotreba moze izazvati ranjavanje ili smrt.

NA 10 X 20 CM VELIKOM OKVIRU ZA SLIKU NA NAPUMPAVANJE
Ne koristiti kao pojas za spasavanje.

NA PAKETU VATROMETNIH RAKETA, KOJE SE LANSIRAJU IZ BOCE
Ne stavljati u usta.

NA PAKOVANJU COKOLADICE
Skinuti omot pre jela.

NA DALJINSKOM UPRAVLJACU ZA TV
Nije predviden za pranje u masini za pranje sudova.

NA UPUTSTVU ZA BEZICNI TELEFON
Ne stavljati upaljenu svecu na telefon.

U REKLAMI KOJA PRIKAZUJE AUTOMOBIL U OKEANU.
Ne vozite auto u okeanu.

IZ RALLYJEVE REKLAME, KOJA POKAZUJE KOLIKO SU IM HAMBURGERI SVEZI
Samo na ograniceno vreme.

SKI LIFT NA TAOSU, NM
Zabranjeno skakanje sa zicare. Preziveli ce biti kaznjeni.

U PRODAVNICI ZDRAVE HRANE.
Lopovi ce biti prebijeni po glavi organskom sangarepom.

U NEPUSACKOJ ZONI.
Ako vas vidimo da pusite, smatracemo da ste se zapalili i preduzecemo
odgovarajuce mere.

NA VRATIMA SOBE ZA TRUDNICE.
Guraj, guraj, guraj.

NA VRATIMA KUCE.
Svi na imanju su vegetarijanci, osim psa.

NA OGRADI
Ulicni prodavaci su dobrodosli. Hrana za pse je skupa.

NA STOLU RECEPCIJE.
Ubijamo svakog treceg ulicnog prodavaca, a drugi je upravo otisao.


U CEKAONICI VETERINARA.
Vracam se za 5 minuta. Sedi! Lezi!
 
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NA KUTIJI SREDSTVA ZA ČIŠĆENJE
Za najbolje rezultate, naneti na čistu površinu

NA KUĆIŠTU UPALJAČA
UPOZORENJE: Zapaljiv sadržaj

NA BOČICI DEZODORANSA
Ne prskati u lice

NA KUTIJI EKSERA
UPOZORENJE! Ne stavljati u usta, može izazvati iritaciju

U RESTORANU
Otvoreno sedam dana u nedelji i vikendima
ex. trooper
Oh goody... it's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
Softversko Inženjerstvo
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icon Re: Natpis biseri: na raznoraznim mestima03.02.2005. u 22:37 - pre 233 meseci
Citat:
U HOTELU U JAPANU
Molimo vas, kupajte se unutar kade.


-pre nekih 5-6 godina imao sam komsiju bugara koji nije znao cemu sluzi kada!!!

Citat:
NA SVEDSKOJ MOTORNOJ TESTERI
Ne pokusavajte zaustaviti testeru rukama ili genitalijama.


-e ovo izgleda zanimljivo kad se kladis narocito sa genitalijama!!!
YZ7CQ
 
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icon Re: Natpis biseri: na raznoraznim mestima03.02.2005. u 22:46 - pre 233 meseci
Sve je ovo super, ali koliko od toga nije izmisljeno?
 
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icon Re: Natpis biseri: na raznoraznim mestima03.02.2005. u 23:09 - pre 233 meseci
Nije ono za Testeru, jer znam za sudjenje koje je bilo u USA, gde je tip tuzio kompaniju jer nisu napisali da je opasno da zaustavlja testeru sa rukama. Inace ostaje je bez sake :)
Za ostalo ne znam
 
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BEZPOSLENIMA ULAZ ZABRANJEN!
Vrata autobuske stanice u Bg-u

NEMA VISE BESPLATNOG ULASKA NA SAJAM!
Ulaz za vozila na BG sajmu. Transparent kao za neki koncert.
Skype me!
 
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icon Re: Natpis biseri: na raznoraznim mestima03.02.2005. u 23:53 - pre 233 meseci
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icon Re: Natpis biseri: na raznoraznim mestima04.02.2005. u 02:33 - pre 233 meseci
A ovo ....

Dobra vila mi je ispunila 2 zelje. Treci put nisam mogao.
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icon Re: Natpis biseri: na raznoraznim mestima04.02.2005. u 02:45 - pre 233 meseci
LOL! Bolesno... :)

Putuj planeto, super smo se družili
nama je lepo, taman kako smo zaslužili!
 
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icon Re: Natpis biseri: na raznoraznim mestima04.02.2005. u 10:28 - pre 233 meseci
Evo malo slika sa groblja



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icon Re: Natpis biseri: na raznoraznim mestima04.02.2005. u 11:23 - pre 233 meseci
U NS u ulici Valentina Vodnika na jednoj kapiji natpis:"NE PARKIRAJ PRED KAPIJOM, ZOVEM PAUKA".
Use Your Mind. Or someone else will.
 
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Ovi sa Srbovanje su zakon:)
Pogledajte ovaj prevod u jednom restoranu:
 
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