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icon Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)10.05.2010. u 08:51 - pre 169 meseci
O boze...

http://www.techeye.net/interne...ays-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.


Tako da pazite sta vam devojke/zene gledaju dok ste na putu, opasna je ova tehnologija :)))))
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)10.05.2010. u 08:52 - pre 169 meseci
Što bi reko Lala u onom vicu: "... ja mislim da je on nju ipak sustigao ..."
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)10.05.2010. u 08:58 - pre 169 meseci
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It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.


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What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black


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“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.


Yep... jeste smesno :) Medjutim kad skapirate da ovakav shupak ima pravo glasa... smejanje prestaje :-)
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)10.05.2010. u 09:31 - pre 169 meseci
Verovatno neko zezanje, ne vidim da se negde pominje izvor.
 
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)10.05.2010. u 10:05 - pre 169 meseci
Sad bi bilo super da i muz isproba 3D porno tehnologiju pa da glumica u filmu zatrudni. Sto se moze proveriti ponovnim pustanjem filma posle 9 meseci :))
 
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)10.05.2010. u 22:01 - pre 169 meseci
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Ivan Dimkovic: Yep... jeste smesno Medjutim kad skapirate da ovakav shupak ima pravo glasa... smejanje prestaje

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US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq


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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)10.05.2010. u 22:03 - pre 169 meseci
A da je gledala Avatara, rodila bi strumpfa.

Zaje*ane ove nove tehnologije.
 
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)10.05.2010. u 23:56 - pre 169 meseci
ma to je ko ono u uscu... 6d
i miris, i ukus, i stomak.

mora da je rnicpo bio onog, kako se to kaze pow zanra (iz prvog lica)
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 00:32 - pre 169 meseci
Ja se vishe plasim citanja vesti, kad se ovaj prepametni baja soldier dozove pameti i shvati da je ispao rogonja :)
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 05:13 - pre 169 meseci
Pre 2010godina, 4 meseca i 11 dana se rodilo dete zaceto na slican nacin i svi smo kupili tu pricu, tako da se ne treba smejati previse ...
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 06:52 - pre 169 meseci
Pa, sad, da smo svi kupili tu priču, je apsolutno pretenciozna tvrdnja...

...da je svima ta priča, uz neviđeni marketing ponuđena za VEEELIKE PARE...

...da je svet prepun morona koji i dalje kupuju tu priču...

...to je već bliže istini.

I ne bih se začudio kada bi se oko to >troje< sad okupio popriličan broj Novih Morona !

Neće to biti nikakav problem, Ujka Sam ih ima na pretek...
 
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 07:25 - pre 169 meseci
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mora da je rnicpo bio onog, kako se to kaze pow zanra

Nemo' si neprecizan, svašta može da se desi :)
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Pre 2010godina, 4 meseca i 11 dana se rodilo dete zaceto na slican nacin i svi smo kupili tu pricu, tako da se ne treba smejati previse ...

Tomo, stvarno LOL!
 
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 11:01 - pre 169 meseci
A da li može bez vređanja ljudi koji eto, i posle 2010g., i dalje veruju...?
I po čemu su oni to "moroni"!!!???
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 12:06 - pre 169 meseci
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tdjokic: Pre 2010godina, 4 meseca i 11 dana se rodilo dete zaceto na slican nacin i svi smo kupili tu pricu, tako da se ne treba smejati previse ...


Erm, MOLIM?
 
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 12:11 - pre 169 meseci
@ Ixtis - Šališ se? Pa šta je drugo, ako ne moron?

@Shadowed - Misli na začeće Isusa. :)
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 12:16 - pre 169 meseci
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:)))

Treba verovati :)))
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 12:35 - pre 169 meseci
Hihihi .. muz poverovao ..
Znao sam da ispod slema mozga nema , ali bas ovoliko ... :D
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 12:47 - pre 169 meseci
Savet: ne gledajte ratne filmove u 3D da ne zaluta neki metak.
 
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 13:08 - pre 169 meseci
^ ... kožni.
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icon Re: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant ;)11.05.2010. u 13:54 - pre 169 meseci
Pardon, pre 2009 godina..., preso sam se, ova godina je jos u toku :-)

Dobro, nisu bas svi kupili doslovno, ali je prisutno kao ideja. Na kraju krajeva, masa ljudi nisu hriscani, imaju druge bogove i tradiciju.

Ovo u Americi je prilicno cudno. Tamo postoje filmovi o svemu i svacemu, ljudi lete, putuju kroz vreme, pretvaraju se u kucice, andjeli setaju zemljom i sredjuju uobicajene zivotne probleme, ceo sistem je nekako kao u nekoj poluzvanicnoj bajci. Ima toga i kod nas, kad se skupe deca oko vatre pa im deda prica "kako je nekad bilo" ali Ameri su to usavrsili do maksimuma. Sad je zaista problem odvojiti mastu i stvarnost ...

Mozda je ovu damu sustigla sasvim prozaicna situacija - neko je kidnapovao, dao joj onu drogu za silovanje, odradio svoje i posle se ona nicega ne seca osim filma.

Ma, glavno da je zdravo i zivo, sretno nam bilo i veliko poraslo!
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