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^{01.06.2006. u 01:53 - pre 217 meseci}

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

1st Interviewer: Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?
Spud: No! Uh. Yes. Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative and that like.
1st Interviewer: But you were referred here by the department of employment, there was no need for you to get your "foot in the door," as you put it.
Spud: Ehhh... cool. Whatever you say, I'm sorry. You're the man. The dude in the chair.
2nd Interviewer: Mr. Murphy, what attracts you to the leisure industry?
Spud: In a word: pleasure. It's like, my pleasure in other people's leisure.
(Ovo ima smisla tek kad se "pleasure" izgovori kako to samo Spud ume...)

Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
...Trainspotting

De si Deda...

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^{01.06.2006. u 12:23 - pre 217 meseci}

You dont now the power of the dark side.(Star Wars)

Why you madman's!God damn you(Ape planet)

To Start press any key!Where is any key?(The Simpsons)

D'oh !!!!!!((The Simpsons)

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You Dont Know The Power Of A Dark Side!!!!

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^{01.06.2006. u 13:06 - pre 217 meseci}

Citat:

Doup!!!!!((The Simpsons)

U kojoj to epizodi kazu (ko to kaze) ???
Da ne mislish na ono Homerovo D'oh ! :D

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^{02.06.2006. u 00:25 - pre 217 meseci}

"I`d rather be with bottle in front of me, than in front of lobotomy" - CONTROL

Dobra vila mi je ispunila 2 zelje. Treci put nisam mogao.

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^{02.06.2006. u 01:58 - pre 217 meseci}

Marty: You play to predominantly, uh predominantly a white audience,
you feel your music is racist in any way?
David: no!
Nigel: No, no, of course not....
David: We pro...we say, we say "love your brother", we don't say it,
really, but..
Nigel: We don't literally say it.
David: No, we don't say it ...at all.
Nigel: No, we don't literally mean it, but we're not racists.
David: No, we don't believe it either, but...that message shuould
be clear anyway.
Nigel: We're anything but racists.

===========

Derek: You know, we've grown musically...I mean, listen to some of
the rubbish we did early on, it was stupid...
Marty: Yeah.
Derek: ...you know. Now, I mean a song like "Sex Farm", we've taken the
sophisticated view of the idea of sex, you know, and music-
Marty: ...and put it on a farm?
Derek: Yeah.

==============

Marty: What happened to Stumpy Joe?
Derek: Well, uh, it's not a very pleasant story...but, uh, he died...
uh...he choked on...the ac- the official explanation was he
choked on vomit.
David: He passed away.
Nigel: It was actually, was actually someone else's vomit. It's not....
David: It's ugly.
Nigel: You know. There's no real....
Derek: You know they can't prove whose vomit it was...they don't
have the facilities at Scotland Yard....
David: You can't print, there's no way to print a spectra-photograph...
Nigel: You can't really dust for vomit.
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This Is Spinal Tap
=================================

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the
truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya.
In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick.
Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

===========================

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

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Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean.
Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones.
Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up.
Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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..:: MUZICKI-FORUM ::..
All Glory to The Hypnotoad !

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^{02.06.2006. u 14:48 - pre 217 meseci}

I'm a recall coordinator. My job is to apply the formula. It's a story problem.

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour. The rear differential locks up.

The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now: do we initiate a recall?

Take the number of vehicles in the field, (A), and multiply it by the probable rate of failure, (B), then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, (C). A times B times C equals X...

If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

(Fight Club)

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^{03.07.2006. u 08:54 - pre 216 meseci}

Knight's oath iz Nebeskog Kraljevstva

Be without fear in the face of your enemies
Be brave and upright so the God may love thee
Speak the truth, always, even if it leads to your death
Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong

Hrabro srce

Freeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooommm

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Sve je ovde.
Ti si sam.
Nemaš ništa.
Prihvati svoj život.

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^{04.07.2006. u 03:06 - pre 216 meseci}

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

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^{07.07.2006. u 03:20 - pre 216 meseci}

"Say hello to my little friend"
http://www.popartuk.com/film/s...ttle-friend-pp30041-poster.asp

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^{07.07.2006. u 08:16 - pre 216 meseci}

- What are your legs?
- Springs. Steel springs.
- What are they going to do?
- Hurl me down the track.
- How fast can you run?
- As fast as a leopard.
- How fast are you going to run?
- As fast as a leopard.
-Then lets see you do it
"Gallipoli"

Svako na svom kompu ima digitalnu spravu...

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^{05.09.2006. u 09:17 - pre 214 meseci}

Good Advice (2001)

Cindy Styne: If God had meant me to marry a poor man, he would have made me homely.
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WALLSTREET

Gekko: Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies and cuts through and captures the essence of evolutionary spirit. Greed in all of its forms, greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldare Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

Gekko: The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works.

Gekko: What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.

Gekko:The most valuable commodity I know of is information.

Gekko: The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own.

Bud: How much is enough? Gekko: It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another.

Gekko: You see that building? I bought that building ten years ago. My first real estate deal. Sold it two years later, made an $800,000 profit. It was better than sex. At the time I thought that was all the money in the world. Now it's a day's pay.

Success or die trying

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^{06.09.2006. u 07:34 - pre 214 meseci}

Balkanski Špijun

...pogrešila centrala!?!? Može centrala jednom da pogreši ali ne može sto puta!!! A dobili ste pogrešan broj!?!? Možda ste dobili pogrešan broj ali ste dobili onog koga ste tražili...

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^{06.09.2006. u 08:37 - pre 214 meseci}

October Sky : preporucila bih svakome ko nije pogledao:)

homer: Dad, I may not be the best, but I come to believe that I got it in me to be somebody in this world. And it's not because I'm so different from you either, it's because I'm the same. I mean, I can be just as hard-headed, and just as tough. I only hope I can be as good a man as you. Sure, Warner Von Braun is a great scientis but he isn't my hero.

O'Dell: God's honest truth, Homer. What are the chances a bunch of kids from Coalwood actually winning the national science fair?
Homer: A million to one, O'Dell.
O'Dell: That good? Well, why didn't you say so?

Roy : That thing had better fly, or you can kiss your chances of losing your virginity goodbye.
Roy : Sons of bitches gonna be droppin' bombs on us from up there.I don't know why they'd drop a bomb on this place, be a heck of a waste of a bomb.

O'Dell: That's a good idea. Four unidentifiable high school students lost their lives early this morning when their toy rocket exploded.

Roy Lee: Are you sure we need this nozzle thing?
Quentin: Are you kidding?! The nozzle is the most important part - it directs the flow of the hot gases!
Roy Lee: Hey, cool it, Quentin! Man, talking 'bout your 'hot gases'

Quentin: What do you want to know about rockets?
Homer: Everything.

Uh, what exactly is this Wernher von Braun... and the rest of those Germans accomplishin' anyway? 'Cause if you ask me, it's nothin' but a stunt.
You think catchin' up to the Russians in space is a stunt?
When the novelty wears off, they're all gonna be sent packin'. Maybe then they'll have to find themselves a real job.

FBzP

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